Wednesday, September 13, 2006

And now for something completely different.


Allow me to introduce 347 hours of my time over the last 10 months. My level 58 hunter. Yes I do take great care in matching my armor. Mismatched armor makes you look like a homeless adventurer. I don't sacrifice looks for stats, I just scour the auction house until I find something that is both functional and fits my damn color scheme. I know what you're thinking, the shoulders don't match Tom. You are making a fantasy fashion faux-pas. Well they have +18 agility so fuck off. My DPS (damage per second) is more important than looking pretty for all of the men that play as female avatars and try to pass themselves off as women to get free shit. I'm looking at you Chanh. Just kidding of course, 99% of men who roll female Night Elves do so to watch that rump shake as they quest for items such as:

[Kobold Mining Mallet]
4-9 Damage 2.8 Damage per Second. Chances of holding down a steady relationship lowered on equip.

Or the ever popular:

[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] 44-115 Damage 53.9 Damage Per Second. Holy shit I just spent 8 months getting a fucking lightning sword.

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