Throw the Jew down the well!

Garbage Day!

And now for something completely different.

Allow me to introduce 347 hours of my time over the last 10 months. My level 58 hunter. Yes I do take great care in matching my armor. Mismatched armor makes you look like a homeless adventurer. I don't sacrifice looks for stats, I just scour the auction house until I find something that is both functional and fits my damn color scheme. I know what you're thinking, the shoulders don't match Tom. You are making a fantasy fashion faux-pas. Well they have +18 agility so fuck off. My DPS (damage per second) is more important than looking pretty for all of the men that play as female avatars and try to pass themselves off as women to get free shit. I'm looking at you Chanh. Just kidding of course, 99% of men who roll female Night Elves do so to watch that rump shake as they quest for items such as:

[Kobold Mining Mallet] 4-9 Damage 2.8 Damage per Second. Chances of holding down a steady relationship lowered on equip.

Or the ever popular:

[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] 44-115 Damage 53.9 Damage Per Second. Holy shit I just spent 8 months getting a fucking lightning sword.

Lego Star Wars II

Star Wars? Again seriously? More with the Star Wars? Yes, yes and yes. It's still fun. Battlefront was fun, Knights of the Old Republic was fun, and Lego Star Wars is fun. People can stop bitching about how all licensed games are garbage. Spiderman 2 was hot shit, Hulk: Ultimate Destruction was amazing. If there is one single person who can watch Lego Chewbacca rip the arms off of a Lego stormtropper and not feel joy, then they are dead inside.

My first post..

You are now reading my first post. Welcome to advanced Dungeons & Mediocrity.